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Entries from November 29th, 2008

Twilight

November 29th, 2008 12 Comments

Twilight, as a movie, is a joke.  Literally.  It’s hilarious.  But I don’t think it’s supposed to be.  It’s actually kind of insulting to the women who fall all over themselves for Edward Cullen (Robert Pattison who’s apparently come into his own since a brief stint as Cederic Diggory in the Harry Potter series).  This [...]

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Thanksgiving Giveaway

November 24th, 2008 3 Comments

Remember the trailer for Thanksgiving at the beginning of Grindhouse? That was bitchin’.  In an effort to straighten up my place before relatives arrive to stay for the holidays, I’ve been cleaning up my DVDs that lay strewn everywhere.  I found a few unopened DVDs that are either duplicates, or I’m certain I’ll never [...]

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Synecdoche, New York

November 23rd, 2008 3 Comments

Synecdoche, New York (pronounced see-neck-dah-key) is the latest work from visionary writer and Oscar-winner Charlie Kaufman, who created Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, among others. While Kaufman has an impressive list of writing credits to his name, this is his first effort as a director.  The result isn’t [...]

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Happy-Go-Lucky

November 20th, 2008 3 Comments

The trailer to this feel-good, British comedy boasts that the film asks the question: what makes us happy? On a superficial level, sure. This might be true. But the movie is much more complex than that and deserves a good looking in to.
Happy-Go-Lucky is written and directed by Mike Leigh.  Leigh has [...]

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Help Wanted

November 18th, 2008 13 Comments

I need help. I’m completely out of ideas when I go to Blockbuster, or to the library. It’s so bad, I’ve thought about renting Jumper. For the love of God, don’t let that happen. Please leave me some suggestions so I don’t end up renting stuff because I like the sound [...]

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Role Models

November 17th, 2008 1 Comment

Crassness offends me. Unless it’s hilarious. Which allows me to excuse David Wain’s Role Models, because this movie is hilarious.  You’d think Judd Apatow was the driving force behind this irreverently funny movie, but he’s not.  I’d like to give most of the credit to Wain who directed, and co-wrote the script with [...]

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Roman de gare

November 16th, 2008 No Comments

Why is it the French are so good with terrifying suspense? It’s seems they have the corner on that market right now. Remember Cache?  The Vanishing (ok, that was half French)?  What about Girl Cut in Two? Tell No One?  It’s fantastic, and I love it.  Claude Lelouch’s Roman de gare follows in the same suit [...]

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Quantum of Solace

November 15th, 2008 4 Comments

Quantum of Solace had a lot working against it: one of the worst theme songs ever written (that Garbage song has finally been topped as the worst of the series!), a lackluster, boring Bond girl, a weird name, and a director (Marc Forster) who has immense talent (Finding Neverland, Monster’s Ball), but has never directed [...]

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25th Hour

November 14th, 2008 5 Comments

25th Hour reads as a very angry love letter from Spike Lee to New York City.  It’s certainly one of Lee’s better joints, the piece of a competent, mature filmmaker, not some of the blathering drivel we’ve seen in some of his movies.  25th Hour is well worth checking out.
The story follows Irish, New York drug [...]

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Who’s running this Academy?

November 13th, 2008 1 Comment

Below is an article describing the technicality on which the brilliant score to Chris Nolan’s The Dark Knight was disqualified from eligibility of Academy Award nominations/wins.  This brings up some very important questions.  Why, if the score is actually the best of the year, can’t five people win?  This seems like an injustice for some [...]

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