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Entries from February 27th, 2009

Che: Part Two – The Guerrilla

February 27th, 2009 3 Comments

To be completely honest, it was difficult for me to want to drive 40 minutes to a theater showing the second part of Steven Soderbergh’s massive biopic on Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara. The first film was well done, the realism was at times frightening, but often, it felt like I had just watched two hours [...]

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Post-Oscar Come Down

February 23rd, 2009 6 Comments

There are six or seven large theaters within a 20 miles radius of me. More than 100 screens within a 25 minute drive. But click on the picture to the left to see what I’d find if I were to go to any of these theaters. Crap. It’s all crap. [...]

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Oscar Predictions

February 22nd, 2009 3 Comments

I don’t pretend to understand the Academy, or to be able to predict their decisions. But like all the other bloggers out there, I feel compelled to force you to read my own Oscar predictions.  I mostly just let my emotions get involved when I jump behind a flick for the Oscars, and my [...]

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LAMB Devours the Oscars – Best Picture

February 21st, 2009 No Comments

Editor’s note: Welcome to the twenty-fourth and final of a 24-part series dissecting the 81st Academy Awards, brought to you by the Large Association of Movie Blogs and its assorted members. Every day leading up to the Oscars, a new post written by a different LAMB will be published, each covering a different category of [...]

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Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

February 17th, 2009 1 Comment

Yes. My head is hung in shame. I saw Underworld: Rise of the Lycans.  But in my defense, there were several factors that not only suggested I see it, but pretty much forced me too.  The least of these include headlining actors Michael Sheen and Bill Nighy (and more timidly I’ll admit that [...]

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Taken

February 16th, 2009 2 Comments

After seeing the trailer forTaken months ago, I was pretty sure I knew exactly how the plot would go down.  I decided to skip it.  But then I found out it was rated PG-13, and then I remembered how much I liked Liam Neeson, so I finally saw it when my only other options were [...]

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The International

February 14th, 2009 No Comments

Imagine a bank, a big bank, that has too much power, and can’t be trusted with peoples’ money. No, I’m not talking about Citibank or Washington Mutual. I’m talking about The International, Tom Tykwer’s new and boring thriller about corrupt international banking.  Don’t let the word thriller fool you though, this movie was [...]

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God Bless Tarantino

February 12th, 2009 7 Comments

I want to rub this trailer all over me.  I realize that I’m a day late on this one (don’t get me wrong, I watched it yesterday), but I still think there’s an inappropriate number of people who haven’t seen this trailer who should.  
Now, there’s been lots of talk about the poor performance of [...]

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Push

February 11th, 2009 1 Comment

Push is the very definition of derivative filmmaking. But I just don’t care. It was entertaining.  I would even consider this an improvement on director Paul McGuigan’s previous projects Wicker Park and Lucky Number Slevin.  The frenetic, almost Tony Scott-like camera work, and befuddling script work against it, but this is still a [...]

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Che: Part One – The Argentine

February 10th, 2009 2 Comments

My God, to think how Che Guevara must be turning in his shallow grave, knowing the hipster-icon status he’s achieved with the tragically hip ‘emo’ crowd.  At least Steven Soderbergh pays him proper tribute in his latest, and massive docudrama Che.  Che ‘is so enormous, it’s broken up into two movies, both running just over [...]

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