Seasonal Affective Disorder
Definition: Seasonal Movie Affective Disorder (SMAD), also known as cinema depression or movie blues, is a mood disorder in which people who have normal mental health throughout most of the year experience depressive symptoms in the months of January through April when cinema quality is completely ignored or, less frequently, in the summer (when forced to consider watching Michael Bay movies), spring or autumn, repeatedly, year after year. In the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual... Read More
Where’s the bitchin’?
I’ve been pretty absentee lately. My movie mojo is gone for now. I’ve had the same four Netflix movies for about a month, and have only managed to catch two movies in theatres over the last month (The White Ribbon, The Crazies). Not even the hottest mess in the world, Helena Bonham Carter, could get me to drive the 1.3 miles to the nearest theatre. It’ll come back. Sometime. So what have I been doing? Watching this: I finished the third season last night.... Read More
