My name’s Blake. I love movies. Sometimes so much it hurts. I have this site to write about them, how much I enjoy them, how much I sometimes don’t enjoy them, about the people who make them, and sometimes about the people who shouldn’t be making them.
As much as I’d like to pretend that I know about every good film and have time to watch them all, I don’t. If you’d like to submit a review to be published on BitchinFilmReviews.com, feel free to email it to me! Send it here: email@example.com. I’ll of course give you the credit and link back to your own blog (if you have one).
If you’d like me to review a certain film, email me, or leave a comment here with your suggestions. I can’t guarantee I’ll watch it, especially if you suggest something like The Spiderwick Chronicles, or anything that has to do with Narnia, but I’ll give most movies a shot. If you are a filmmaker that would like to send an advance screening copy of your film, please feel free to do so. I will review your film within a reasonable amount of time, and can only guarantee that I will post my honest opinion. Feel free to send press releases about upcoming films, but I will not promote any film that I haven’t seen. Thanks for visiting Bitchin’ Film Reviews.