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		<title>I want to rub this poster all over me &#8211; We Need to Talk About Kevin</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 02:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Absolutely one of the best films of the year. Now with one of the best one sheets of the year as well.]]></description>
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<p>Absolutely one of the best films of the year.  Now with one of the best one sheets of the year as well.</p>
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		<title>The 265 Oscar-elligible Films of 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The official list of films eligible for the 2011 Academy Awards has been released. To be eligible for 84th Academy Awards consideration, feature films must open in a commercial motion picture theater in Los Angeles County by midnight, December 31, and begin a minimum run of seven consecutive days. Under Academy rules, a feature-length motion picture must [...]]]></description>
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<p>The official list of films eligible for the 2011 Academy Awards has been released.</p>
<p>To be eligible for 84th Academy Awards consideration, feature films must open in a commercial motion picture theater in Los Angeles County by midnight, December 31, and begin a minimum run of seven consecutive days.</p>
<p>Under Academy rules, a feature-length motion picture must have a running time of more than 40 minutes and must have been exhibited theatrically on 35mm or 70mm film, or in a qualifying digital format.</p>
<p>Feature films that receive their first public exhibition or distribution in any manner other than as a theatrical motion picture release are not eligible for Academy Awards in any category.</p>
<p>As of this moment, I&#8217;ve seen 75 of the films in this list.  With the Oscars two months away (the telecast airs February 26th, 2012, with the nominees being announced January 24th, 2012), I should round that out to around 100.  Especially considering some of my most anticipated movies, like <em>Shame</em>, <em>We Need to Talk About Kevin</em> and <em>A Dangerous Method</em>, haven&#8217;t screened in my area yet.</p>
<p>How many have you seen?</p>
<p><strong>ABDUCTION</strong><br />
<strong>THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU*</strong><br />
<strong>THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN</strong><br />
<strong>AFRICAN CATS*</strong><br />
<strong>ALBERT NOBBS</strong><br />
<strong>ALOIS NEBEL</strong><br />
<strong>ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: CHIPWRECKED</strong><br />
<strong>AMIGO</strong><br />
<strong>ANONYMOUS</strong><br />
<strong>ANOTHER EARTH*</strong><br />
<strong>ANOTHER HAPPY DAY*</strong><br />
<strong>ANSWERS TO NOTHING</strong><br />
<strong>APOLLO 18</strong><br />
<strong>ARRUGAS (WRINKLES)</strong><br />
<strong>THE ART OF GETTING BY*</strong><br />
<strong>ARTHUR</strong><br />
<strong>ARTHUR CHRISTMAS</strong><br />
<strong>THE ARTIST</strong><br />
<strong>@URFRENZ</strong><br />
<strong>ATLAS SHRUGGED PART 1</strong><br />
<strong>ATTACK THE BLOCK</strong><br />
<strong>BACK DOOR CHANNELS: THE PRICE OF PEACE</strong><br />
<strong>BAD TEACHER*</strong><br />
<strong>BATTLE: LOS ANGELES*</strong><br />
<strong>BEASTLY</strong><br />
<strong>BEATS, RHYMES &amp; LIFE: THE TRAVELS OF A TRIBE CALLED QUEST</strong><br />
<strong>BEAUTIFUL BOY*</strong><br />
<strong>THE BEAVER</strong><br />
<strong>BEGINNERS*</strong><br />
<strong>A BETTER LIFE</strong><br />
<strong>THE BIG BANG</strong><br />
<strong>BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON</strong><br />
<strong>THE BIG YEAR</strong><br />
<strong>BLACKTHORN</strong><br />
<strong>BLOODWORTH</strong><br />
<strong>THE BOY MIR &#8211; TEN YEARS IN AFGHANISTAN</strong><br />
<strong>BRIDESMAIDS*</strong><br />
<strong>BRIGHTON ROCK</strong><br />
<strong>BUCKY LARSON BORN TO BE A STAR</strong><br />
<strong>CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER*</strong><br />
<strong>CARANCHO</strong><br />
<strong>CARNAGE</strong><br />
<strong>CARS 2</strong><br />
<strong>A CAT IN PARIS</strong><br />
<strong>CEDAR RAPIDS*</strong><br />
<strong>CERTIFIED COPY</strong><br />
<strong>THE CHANGE-UP</strong><br />
<strong>CHICO &amp; RITA</strong><br />
<strong>CIRCUMSTANCE</strong><br />
<strong>COLOMBIANA*</strong><br />
<strong>CONAN THE BARBARIAN</strong><br />
<strong>THE CONQUEST</strong><br />
<strong>THE CONSPIRATOR</strong><br />
<strong>CONTAGION*</strong><br />
<strong>CORIOLANUS</strong><br />
<strong>COURAGEOUS</strong><br />
<strong>COWBOYS &amp; ALIENS*</strong><br />
<strong>CRACKS</strong><br />
<strong>CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE.*</strong><br />
<strong>DAM999</strong><br />
<strong>A DANGEROUS METHOD</strong><br />
<strong>THE DARKEST HOUR</strong><br />
<strong>DAYDREAM NATION</strong><br />
<strong>THE DEBT*</strong><br />
<strong>THE DESCENDANTS*</strong><br />
<strong>THE DEVIL&#8217;S DOUBLE*</strong><br />
<strong>DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: RODRICK RULES</strong><br />
<strong>THE DILEMMA</strong><br />
<strong>DIRTY GIRL</strong><br />
<strong>DOLPHIN TALE</strong><br />
<strong>DON&#8217;T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK*</strong><br />
<strong>DREAM HOUSE*</strong><br />
<strong>DRIVE*</strong><br />
<strong>DRIVE ANGRY</strong><br />
<strong>THE EAGLE</strong><br />
<strong>ELEKTRA LUXX</strong><br />
<strong>EVERYTHING MUST GO</strong><br />
<strong>EXPORTING RAYMOND</strong><br />
<strong>EXTREMELY LOUD &amp; INCREDIBLY CLOSE</strong><br />
<strong>FAST FIVE</strong><br />
<strong>50/50*</strong><br />
<strong>FINAL DESTINATION 5</strong><br />
<strong>FINDING KIND</strong><br />
<strong>THE FIRST GRADER</strong><br />
<strong>THE FLOWERS OF WAR</strong><br />
<strong>FLY AWAY</strong><br />
<strong>FOOTLOOSE</strong><br />
<strong>FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS*</strong><br />
<strong>FRIGHT NIGHT*</strong><br />
<strong>THE FUTURE*</strong><br />
<strong>GAINSBOURG: A HEROIC LIFE</strong><br />
<strong>THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO</strong><br />
<strong>GLEE THE 3D CONCERT MOVIE</strong><br />
<strong>GNOMEO &amp; JULIET</strong><br />
<strong>A GOOD OLD FASHIONED ORGY</strong><br />
<strong>THE GRACE CARD</strong><br />
<strong>THE GREATEST MIRACLE</strong><br />
<strong>THE GREEN HORNET</strong><br />
<strong>GREEN LANTERN*</strong><br />
<strong>THE GUARD*</strong><br />
<strong>HALL PASS*</strong><br />
<strong>THE HANGOVER PART II*</strong><br />
<strong>HANNA*</strong><br />
<strong>HAPPY FEET TWO</strong><br />
<strong>HAPPYTHANKYOUMOREPLEASE</strong><br />
<strong>HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2*</strong><br />
<strong>HELL AND BACK AGAIN</strong><br />
<strong>THE HELP</strong><br />
<strong>HIGHER GROUND</strong><br />
<strong>HITLER&#8217;S GRAVE</strong><br />
<strong>HOODWINKED TOO! HOOD VS. EVIL</strong><br />
<strong>HOP</strong><br />
<strong>HORRIBLE BOSSES*</strong><br />
<strong>HUGO</strong><br />
<strong>I AM NUMBER FOUR*</strong><br />
<strong>I DON&#8217;T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT</strong><br />
<strong>I MELT WITH YOU</strong><br />
<strong>THE IDES OF MARCH*</strong><br />
<strong>IMMORTALS*</strong><br />
<strong>IN DARKNESS</strong><br />
<strong>IN SEARCH OF GOD</strong><br />
<strong>IN THE LAND OF BLOOD AND HONEY</strong><br />
<strong>IN TIME*</strong><br />
<strong>INSIDIOUS*</strong><br />
<strong>THE IRON LADY</strong><br />
<strong>J. EDGAR</strong><br />
<strong>JACK AND JILL</strong><br />
<strong>JANE EYRE*</strong><br />
<strong>JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN</strong><br />
<strong>JOSE AND PILAR</strong><br />
<strong>JUDY MOODY AND THE NOT BUMMER SUMMER</strong><br />
<strong>JUMPING THE BROOM</strong><br />
<strong>JUST GO WITH IT</strong><br />
<strong>JUSTIN BIEBER: NEVER SAY NEVER</strong><br />
<strong>KILL THE IRISHMAN</strong><br />
<strong>KUNG FU PANDA 2</strong><br />
<strong>THE LADY</strong><br />
<strong>LARRY CROWNE</strong><br />
<strong>THE LAST RIDE</strong><br />
<strong>LE HAVRE</strong><br />
<strong>LIFE, ABOVE ALL</strong><br />
<strong>LIKE CRAZY*</strong><br />
<strong>LIMITLESS*</strong><br />
<strong>THE LINCOLN LAWYER*</strong><br />
<strong>MACHINE GUN PREACHER</strong><br />
<strong>MARGARET</strong><br />
<strong>MARGIN CALL</strong><br />
<strong>MARS NEEDS MOMS</strong><br />
<strong>MARTHA MARCY MAY MARLENE*</strong><br />
<strong>THE MECHANIC*</strong><br />
<strong>MEEK&#8217;S CUTOFF*</strong><br />
<strong>MEET MONICA VELOUR</strong><br />
<strong>MELANCHOLIA*</strong><br />
<strong>MIDNIGHT IN PARIS*</strong><br />
<strong>THE MILL &amp; THE CROSS</strong><br />
<strong>MIRAL</strong><br />
<strong>MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE &#8211; GHOST PROTOCOL</strong><br />
<strong>MR. POPPER&#8217;S PENGUINS</strong><br />
<strong>MONEYBALL</strong><br />
<strong>MONTE CARLO</strong><br />
<strong>MOZART&#8217;S SISTER</strong><br />
<strong>THE MUPPETS</strong><br />
<strong>THE MUSIC NEVER STOPPED</strong><br />
<strong>MY WEEK WITH MARILYN</strong><br />
<strong>MYSTERIES OF LISBON</strong><br />
<strong>THE MYTH OF THE AMERICAN SLEEPOVER</strong><br />
<strong>THE NAMES OF LOVE</strong><br />
<strong>NEW YEAR&#8217;S EVE</strong><br />
<strong>NO STRINGS ATTACHED</strong><br />
<strong>NORMAN</strong><br />
<strong>OF GODS AND MEN*</strong><br />
<strong>OLIVE</strong><br />
<strong>ONE DAY</strong><br />
<strong>OUR IDIOT BROTHER*</strong><br />
<strong>PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3*</strong><br />
<strong>PARIAH</strong><br />
<strong>PASSIONE</strong><br />
<strong>PAUL*</strong><br />
<strong>PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES</strong><br />
<strong>POM WONDERFUL PRESENTS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER SOLD</strong><br />
<strong>POTICHE </strong><br />
<strong>PRIEST*</strong><br />
<strong>THE PRINCESS OF MONTPENSIER</strong><br />
<strong>PROJECT NIM</strong><br />
<strong>PROM</strong><br />
<strong>PUNCTURE</strong><br />
<strong>PUSS IN BOOTS</strong><br />
<strong>RAMPART</strong><br />
<strong>RANGO*</strong><br />
<strong>REAL STEEL</strong><br />
<strong>REBIRTH</strong><br />
<strong>RED RIDING HOOD</strong><br />
<strong>RED STATE*</strong><br />
<strong>RESTLESS*</strong><br />
<strong>RIO</strong><br />
<strong>RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES*</strong><br />
<strong>THE RITE*</strong><br />
<strong>THE ROOMMATE</strong><br />
<strong>THE RUM DIARY*</strong><br />
<strong>SALVATION BOULEVARD</strong><br />
<strong>SANCTUM*</strong><br />
<strong>SARAH&#8217;S KEY*</strong><br />
<strong>SCREAM 4</strong><br />
<strong>SEASON OF THE WITCH</strong><br />
<strong>SENNA</strong><br />
<strong>A SEPARATION</strong><br />
<strong>SHAME</strong><br />
<strong>SHARK NIGHT 3D</strong><br />
<strong>SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS</strong><br />
<strong>THE SITTER</strong><br />
<strong>THE SKIN I LIVE IN*</strong><br />
<strong>THE SMELL OF SUCCESS</strong><br />
<strong>THE SMURFS</strong><br />
<strong>SNOW FLOWER AND THE SECRET FAN</strong><br />
<strong>SOMETHING BORROWED</strong><br />
<strong>A SOMEWHAT GENTLE MAN</strong><br />
<strong>SOUL SURFER</strong><br />
<strong>SOURCE CODE*</strong><br />
<strong>SPY KIDS: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD IN 4D</strong><br />
<strong>STRAW DOGS*</strong><br />
<strong>SUBMARINE*</strong><br />
<strong>SUCKER PUNCH</strong><br />
<strong>SUPER</strong><br />
<strong>SUPER 8*</strong><br />
<strong>TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT</strong><br />
<strong>TAKE SHELTER*</strong><br />
<strong>TERRI*</strong><br />
<strong>THE THING</strong><br />
<strong>30 MINUTES OR LESS</strong><br />
<strong>THOR*</strong><br />
<strong>3*</strong><br />
<strong>THE THREE MUSKETEERS</strong><br />
<strong>TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY</strong><br />
<strong>TOWER HEIST</strong><br />
<strong>TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON</strong><br />
<strong>THE TREE OF LIFE*</strong><br />
<strong>TRUST*</strong><br />
<strong>THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN &#8211; PART 1</strong><br />
<strong>TYLER PERRY&#8217;S MADEA&#8217;S BIG HAPPY FAMILY</strong><br />
<strong>TYRANNOSAUR</strong><br />
<strong>UNCLE BOONMEE WHO CAN RECALL HIS PAST LIVES*</strong><br />
<strong>UNDEFEATED</strong><br />
<strong>UNKNOWN</strong><br />
<strong>A VERY HAROLD &amp; KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS</strong><br />
<strong>VIVA RIVA!</strong><br />
<strong>W.E.</strong><br />
<strong>WAR HORSE</strong><br />
<strong>WARRIOR</strong><br />
<strong>WATER FOR ELEPHANTS</strong><br />
<strong>THE WAY</strong><br />
<strong>WE BOUGHT A ZOO</strong><br />
<strong>WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN*</strong><br />
<strong>WEEKEND</strong><br />
<strong>WHAT&#8217;S YOUR NUMBER?</strong><br />
<strong>THE WHISTLEBLOWER*</strong><br />
<strong>WHITE IRISH DRINKERS</strong><br />
<strong>WIN WIN</strong><br />
<strong>WINNIE THE POOH*</strong><br />
<strong>WOMEN ART REVOLUTION</strong><br />
<strong>THE WOMEN ON THE 6TH FLOOR</strong><br />
<strong>X-MEN: FIRST CLASS*</strong><br />
<strong>YOUNG ADULT</strong><br />
<strong>YOUNG GOETHE IN LOVE</strong><br />
<strong>YOUR HIGHNESS</strong><br />
<strong>ZOOKEEPER</strong></p>
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		<title>A Movies-of-2011 Compilation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 04:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought this was pretty well done. And it made me want to go to a movie tonight. Hopefully you like it, too. I only recognize half of the clips. Anyone want to tell me what the more obscure movies are?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bitchinfilmreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Melancholia.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-5093 aligncenter" title="Melancholia" src="http://bitchinfilmreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Melancholia.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="360" /></a>I thought this was pretty well done. And it made me want to go to a movie tonight. Hopefully you like it, too.  I only recognize half of the clips.  Anyone want to tell me what the more obscure movies are?</p>
<p><object width="640" height="360" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-mEfsU0EPSQ?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="640" height="360" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-mEfsU0EPSQ?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0" allowFullScreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" /></object></p>
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		<title>Today I Feel Like This &#8211; Melancholia</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I want to rub this trailer all over me &#8211; In the Land of Blood and Honey</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 05:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s taken me a long time, and a lot of thinking immediately before sleep, to decide whether or not I want to rub this trailer all over me. Ultimately, I decided that I do. Mostly because of this. But I&#8217;m still willing to give the film a shot.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bitchinfilmreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/In-the-Land-of-Blood-and-Honey.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5083" title="In the Land of Blood and Honey" src="http://bitchinfilmreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/In-the-Land-of-Blood-and-Honey.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="480" /></a>It&#8217;s taken me a long time, and a lot of thinking immediately before sleep, to decide whether or not I want to rub this trailer all over me.  Ultimately, I decided that I do.  Mostly because of <a href="http://www.google.com/imgres?start=185&#038;num=10&#038;um=1&#038;hl=en&#038;biw=1366&#038;bih=610&#038;tbm=isch&#038;tbnid=r0dp1CzUs31YOM:&#038;imgrefurl=http://my.opera.com/n2thi/albums/showpic.dml%3Falbum%3D5819512%26picture%3D88048022&#038;docid=ytbOGPxa-jMDpM&#038;imgurl=http://files.myopera.com/n2thi/albums/5819512/angelina-jolie-vanity-fair-2005-3.jpg&#038;w=800&#038;h=541&#038;ei=nCPPTve7OMiXiALn_NWODA&#038;zoom=1&#038;iact=hc&#038;vpx=900&#038;vpy=294&#038;dur=1437&#038;hovh=185&#038;hovw=273&#038;tx=134&#038;ty=139&#038;sig=116526945856488068520&#038;sqi=2&#038;page=8&#038;tbnh=107&#038;tbnw=143&#038;ndsp=26&#038;ved=1t:429,r:14,s:185" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.google.com/imgres?start=185_038_num=10_038_um=1_038_hl=en_038_biw=1366_038_bih=610_038_tbm=isch_038_tbnid=r0dp1CzUs31YOM_038_imgrefurl=http_//my.opera.com/n2thi/albums/showpic.dml_3Falbum_3D5819512_26picture_3D88048022_038_docid=ytbOGPxa-jMDpM_038_imgurl=http_//files.myopera.com/n2thi/albums/5819512/angelina-jolie-vanity-fair-2005-3.jpg_038_w=800_038_h=541_038_ei=nCPPTve7OMiXiALn_NWODA_038_zoom=1_038_iact=hc_038_vpx=900_038_vpy=294_038_dur=1437_038_hovh=185_038_hovw=273_038_tx=134_038_ty=139_038_sig=116526945856488068520_038_sqi=2_038_page=8_038_tbnh=107_038_tbnw=143_038_ndsp=26_038_ved=1t_429_r_14_s_185&amp;referer=');">this</a>.  But I&#8217;m still willing to give the film a shot.</p>
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		<title>In Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Andrew Niccol&#8217;s nearly fifteen years as a writer and director have produced results as uneven as his latest, In Time. As with Gattaca (which he also wrote and directed), In Time, explores a master and slave race, framed with the idea that each person is born with a glowing, green clock on their arm. When [...]]]></description>
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Andrew Niccol&#8217;s nearly fifteen years as a writer and director have produced results as uneven as his latest, <em>In Time</em>. As with Gattaca (which he also wrote and directed), <em>In Time</em>, explores a master and slave race, framed with the idea that each person is born with a glowing, green clock on their arm. When a person turns twenty five, that clock begins to count down from three hundred and sixty five years. Without buying new time, the clock will run out, and when it does, you die. On the plus side, the aging process stops when clock starts. So everybody is twenty five!</p>
<p>The rich, of course, have endless amounts of time, and are very nearly immortal.   The poor only seem to be able to scrape together a few hours here and there.  They&#8217;re frequently close to time running out.  In this world, time is literally money.  Coffee, a tickets for the bus, rent, it&#8217;s all paid in hours, minutes and years.  With inflation increasing faster than wages, it seems inevitable that all the poor will die young, but pretty. Justin Timberlake plays the role of a man named Will.  Will is not one of the rich, and lives in a ghetto named Dayton (territories are strictly separated by wealth).  He lives with his mother (Olivia Wilde), with whom he celebrates her fiftieth birthday.  He dreams of taking her to a rumored district named New Greenwich, where no one ever rushes, ever has a hurried pace, since they literally have all the time in the world.</p>
<p>Will gets his chance when a sullen man named Henry (Matt Bomer) transfers over a century to him.  Henry is one hundred and five years old, and prefers this as a way out.  The opportunity comes too late, as Will&#8217;s mother&#8217;s clock runs out.  Alone, he travels to New Greenwich, becomes acquainted with one of the richest men in the world, and ends up kidnapping his daughter Sylvia (Amanda Seyfried) as a hostage to avoid questioning from police concerning his sudden wealth of time.</p>
<p>At this point, Sylvia and Will become a couple on the run, stealing from the rich (which happens mostly to be from Sylvia&#8217;s father, played by Vincent Kartheiser), and giving to the poor&#8211;trying to stay one step ahead of the authorities, led by Cillian Murphy.  Dialogue becomes stagnant.  Endless conversations about time, wasting time, running out of time, stealing time, become as uninteresting as the not-so-subtle commentary on wealth distribution.  What&#8217;s most unclear, however, is what Niccol&#8217;s was aiming for.  As much as Gattaca&#8217;s pace had an firm understanding of its own pacing and purpose, <em>In Time</em> seems as lost.  Energy levels go in between extremes, and the lulls are little too long.  Stylistically, this future, be it distant or near, is contradictory in fashions and technology.  There&#8217;s a lot of dark sunglasses, black leather, muscle cars without any door handles.  Less may have been more in this sense.  There are a few shining moments, mostly provided by the cinematography of Roger Deakins, and performances, particularly by Mr. Kartheiser.  I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s a clever anecdote about wasting my time here.  Just imagine I took the time to think of it.</p>
<p><strong></strong> 2 out of 4 stars</p>
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		<title>Take Shelter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At one point in Jeff Nichols&#8217; remarkable latest film, Take Shelter, one friend says to another, &#8220;You&#8217;ve got a good life, Curtis. I think that&#8217;s the best compliment you can give a man. Take a look at his life and say, &#8216;That&#8217;s good.&#8221; Michael Shannon&#8217;s character is Curtis. It&#8217;s his best friend Dewitt, Shea Whigham, [...]]]></description>
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<p>At one point in Jeff Nichols&#8217; remarkable latest film, <em>Take Shelter</em>, one friend says to another, &#8220;You&#8217;ve got a good life, Curtis. I think that&#8217;s the best compliment you can give a man. Take a look at his life and say, &#8216;That&#8217;s good.&#8221; Michael Shannon&#8217;s character is Curtis. It&#8217;s his best friend Dewitt, Shea Whigham, speaking. Curtis does have a good life. He&#8217;s happily married to Samantha, played by Jessica Chastain. He&#8217;s the loving father of a little girl, who happens to be deaf. He has a modest home, and friends. Curtis is not a stereotype, it begs to be mentioned. Nichols keeps such things far away from this film. However, it can generally be agreed, Curtis has a good life.</p>
<p>This point is carefully established, without it being too in-your-face. And it sets up the truly scary story that follows. The risk of losing it all seems terrifying to the audience as the simple and logical story unfolds. Curtis, who&#8217;s mother was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia in her mid-thirties, all at once, begins having disturbing, life-like dreams that threaten to carry over into real life. In one dream, shadowy, dark figures surround the car he&#8217;s driving in with his daughter, Hannah. The figures break the windows and steal his daughter and he&#8217;s powerless to help himself or her. In another, similar figures attempt to invade his home, and while Curtis clutches Hannah, all the furniture in the room rises into the air and crashes down hard.</p>
<p>There is real horror in these dreams, both for the audience, and for Craig. His behavior becomes disorganized, and he becomes obsessed with the idea of turning his tornado shelter (Curtis&#8217;s family lives in northern Ohio), into something more substantial&#8211;as he&#8217;s sure something, an incredible storm perhaps, is coming. All he knows is its something bad. Very bad. Aware that he is not acting normally, he urgently seeks help from a family doctor first, then at a free mental health clinic. He even checks out materials on mental illness, and presents his therapist with an understandable self-diagnosis.</p>
<p>Despite his best efforts, Curtis&#8217;s life begins to unravel. And it&#8217;s frightening. If Curtis was crazier, if preached of the end of the world on the corner, or even showed signs of being rattled, the clever atmosphere of the film would not have reached such remarkable levels. Most unsettling is Curtis&#8217;s calm demeanor. His rational thinking (most of the time), and his strange duality in that he understandings he&#8217;s becomes deluded, but continues to build the shelter, as he can&#8217;t help but believe in his premonitions.</p>
<p>Shannon&#8217;s performance powers an all ready strong film. But here, he&#8217;s relentlessly brilliant. His haunted presence onscreen is truly unforgettable. Nichols, who also wrote the script, ends this film with a scene that unsettles by asking more questions instead of giving answers. It is a fitting end to such a heartbreaking and honest movie.</p>
<p><strong></strong> 4 out of 4 stars</p>
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		<title>I want to rub this trailer all over me &#8211; Into the Abyss</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m always excited about a Werner Herzog documentary. Although I found flaws with The Cave of Forgotten Dreams, it&#8217;s still been one of my favorite documentaries of the year. If the blurbs for Into the Abyss are at all accurate, it certainly won&#8217;t be one to miss.]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m always excited about a Werner Herzog documentary. Although I found flaws with <em>The Cave of Forgotten Dreams</em>, it&#8217;s still been one of my favorite documentaries of the year. If the blurbs for <em>Into the Abyss</em> are at all accurate, it certainly won&#8217;t be one to miss.</p>
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		<title>I want to rub this trailer all over me &#8211; Shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 00:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shame is, by far, one of my most anticipated films of the year.  Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen are synergy incarnate.  Finally the trailer has arrived, and it&#8217;s breathtaking.]]></description>
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<p>Shame is, by far, one of my most anticipated films of the year.  Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen are synergy incarnate.  Finally the trailer has arrived, and it&#8217;s breathtaking.</p>
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		<title>Revisiting Drive</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 05:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I left the theatre with a group of friends after seeing Nicolas Winding Refn&#8217;s Drive, when asked if I liked it, I said that I did. That I&#8217;m usually okay when a bit of substance is sacrificed in the name of style. Past examples of this exception included 300 (but only briefly), and Tarsem&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<p>As I left the theatre with a group of friends after seeing Nicolas Winding Refn&#8217;s <em>Drive</em>, when asked if I liked it, I said that I did. That I&#8217;m usually okay when a bit of substance is sacrificed in the name of style. Past examples of this exception included <em>300</em> (but only briefly), and Tarsem&#8217;s <em>The Fall,</em> although <em>Drive</em> is a far better film than either of these.  While I didn&#8217;t immediately put my thoughts about the film to paper, I thought about the film for several days following. I even downloaded the soundtrack, something I inevitably end up regretting (I&#8217;m shaking a finger at my fourteen-year-old self for spending birthday money on the <em>Forces of Nature</em> soundtrack).  Something about <em>Drive </em>stuck with me.  Since I&#8217;ve been feeling the need to see <em>something</em> in theaters for the last week, and considering my distaste for sports film (including MMA, and baseball-themed films), I decided to give Refn&#8217;s film a second viewing.</p>
<p>Leaving the theatre this time, I felt bad for my previous comment and no longer feel that Refn (or perhaps the credited writers, Hossein Amini for the script, and James Allis for the script) scarified substance for style. And that perhaps my opinion may have been skewed by reading A. O. Scott&#8217;s piece in the New York Times before seeing the film in the first place.   While style certainly rides shotgun (yuk yuk) in <em>Drive</em>, there is thoughtful dialogue and meaningful character development.  Cliches be damned.  Any sort of romance wrapped around a heist film is subjected to certain constraints of the genre, inevitably concluding with the final question of, will they end up together, or won&#8217;t they?  Refn makes it clear that the point of the film is not that some of these same devices or plot lines have been seen before.  The film aims higher than that, and it succeeds.</p>
<p>For those weary of another filmmaker directing a love story to the gritty side of Los Angeles (or any other city for that matter), I can guarantee you a unique film, despite the constant homages to the likes of Michael Mann.  The nature of  the art of filmmaking often encourages the creation of, with allusions to, but ultimately not representative of its setting.  Woody Allen&#8217;s New York, is not Martin Scorsese&#8217;s New York.  Refn has taken this pratice further than either of these directors.  Calling a location or inanimate object a character within a film is something I&#8217;m not generally a fan of.  But it&#8217;s impossible to call what Refn did to Los Angeles anything but this.  His Los Angeles is neon, it&#8217;s muggy, it&#8217;s filled with empty streets and sidewalks, only existing for those people in his story.  Jack Kerouac called Los Angeles, &#8220;the loneliest and most brutal of American cities.&#8221;  Refn seemed to take this description literally.  Despite being in one of the most populated cities in the world, these characters couldn&#8217;t be more isolated, brutal, or longing for some sort of meaningful connection.</p>
<p>At the center, of course, is Ryan Gosling, an unnamed stunt driver for the movies, a prodigy at his craft, who moonlights as a getaway car driver.  The film&#8217;s opening scene is pure driving joy, letting him show what he can do when behind the wheel.  He utilizes more than just speed and horsepower, but also dexterity and a firm understanding of when it is just best to turn off your headlights and stay put.  His longed for connection comes in the form of his neighbor Irene (Carey Mulligan) and her son Benicio.  Irene&#8217;s husband Standard (Oscar Isaac) is absent while he&#8217;s serving time in prison for an unnamed crime.  Gosling and Irene relationship is innocently chaste, but it there&#8217;s a sexual tension nonetheless.  A tension that may never find a release after Standard is abruptly released from prison and returns home.  He brings with him some serious baggage, a mounting debt that threatens Irene and Benicio&#8217;s safety, the longer Standard is unable to repay it.  Gosling offers to help Standard settle the debt in the form of one last job.  Enter: the mob, a bag of cash, vendettas, betrayals, and non-sexualized nudity.</p>
<p>With these basics understood, it&#8217;s easy to imagine how Refn could veer into films like those of Oliver Megaton or Louis Leterrier.  But his skill as a director (and a true testament to the script) becomes evidence as he elevates the conceivably mundane to pure cinematic pleasure.  And not the guilty kind either.  Surrounding the admiring couple is a cast of supporting characters, all of which are interesting enough to warrant an entire film about them.  Bryan Cranston deserves a special mention for his turn as a kindly, but rough-around-the-edges mentor for the driver.  As does a wide-eyed Christina Hendricks who&#8217;s taciturn role as a smaller player in the seedy underworld doesn&#8217;t offer many lines, but has a constantly commanding presence.</p>
<p>The brutality of the film, and understand there is fork-in-the-eye, shotgun-to-the-head violence, remains a stumbling block for the more conservative.  And while calling it &#8220;artful&#8221; is a stretch for even the most desensitized movie-goer, it does serve an ugly purpose as its sudden , often unpredicted, presence provides the film with a necessary staccato that saves the film from getting lost in less worthy pursuits.  The violence cannot be disassociated from the film&#8217;s style.  And it&#8217;s this style, combined with outstanding performances, that raises <em>Drive</em> above its peers.</p>
<p><strong></strong> 4 out of 4 stars</p>
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