Getting Dumped

There are only 15 more days left until new episodes of The Office start airing. It’s an exciting time. Sort of.

I find that this show is somewhat tainted now. Sure, there was a strike. Sure, the writer’s probably deserved some more money, but what about me? I’m the one who paid $1.99 to download every episode of seasons 1, 2, and 3 from iTunes. I even switched over to’s crappy Unbox when NBC had a fallout with iTunes. I own The Office on DVD. I have the deleted scenes memorized, and how am I rewarded? With months of reruns and crappy reality TV.

I once dated a girl. We got along pretty well. I think we enjoyed each other’s company (I know I enjoyed her’s). It was a mutually beneficial relationship. Then, seemingly out of the blue, she dumped me. She may have dumped me for valid reasons, and there were no hard feelings involved, but still, I had been dumped. She wanted to stay friends, which was okay. A few weeks later though, she decided she wanted to get back together. We started dating again, but it was different this time. I had been dumped, and those feelings of rejection stuck around. You could say some part of me resented her for tossing around my fragile ego like it was nothing. We quickly broke up again (this time it was my choice), that time for good.

Do you see the parallel? I was good to The Office. I was a dedicated fan. And seemingly out of the blue, it left me. Now it wants to jump back into my life with the promise of 6 new episodes!? Everythings just going to be the same, right Office?! Wrong sucker, too little too late. I may watch the new episodes. I might laugh and find myself hoping Dwight and Angela get together again, but it will never, I repeat, never, be the same.

I hope your strike was worth throwing away the last three and a half years, Office.

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2 Responses to “Getting Dumped”
  1. Jessica says:

    I teared up a little because I relate to your predicament. Stupid writers. Ruining a three year relationship, for what? Bigger egos, a little more cash, better parking spaces? I think they forgot about the big picture: the fans.

  2. D says:

    Bastards. All of them. Especially Jim and Pam.

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