I don’t want to rub this trailer all over me. It looks like it has The Clap. – Legion

It’s been a long time since a trailer came along that looks this shitty. Well, there was that Shark v. Octopus movie. But that one wasn’t even trying. This looks horribly stupid. Better luck next time Quaid.

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4 Responses to “I don’t want to rub this trailer all over me. It looks like it has The Clap. – Legion”
  1. Rachel says:

    My big question is why the frick is it over 5 minutes long? The longest trailer I remember prior to this was Titanic (around 4-ish minutes, I think), but it was a preview of a 3 hour and 15 minute film that had plenty to show. Why are there FULL scenes in this trailer? And don’t tell me this crap clocks in at 3+ hours.

    Sorry for the rant. I just hate trailers that give everything away. And yeah, this totally looks like shit.
    .-= Rachel´s last blog ..Netflix: Because You Enjoyed… =-.

  2. Fletch says:

    Thirded. Nick’s in love with this, I think, but it looks like crap-o-la to me. Nice of them to show Quaid’s death scene in the trailer. Oops.

    I gotta say, though, the old lady bit was pretty damn funny.
    .-= Fletch´s last blog ..Tuesday’s Twelve Tags #33 =-.

  3. Rachel says:

    Yes! Another movie to watch while high! Sweet. Although I also would like to know (hey, look at that! We’re both named Rachel) why the trailer is so long. Oh well.

  4. Reel Whore says:

    I figured Fletch would love this for Kevin Durand, guess not.

    This reminded me of Prophecy mixed with Matrix with a splash of Evil Dead. But it’s like mixing sodas, 3 great flavors, one crappy concoction.
    .-= Reel Whore´s last blog ..MMM: Whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’… =-.

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