Bitchin' Film Reviews » Brendan Fraiser http://bitchinfilmreviews.com Thu, 19 Jan 2012 02:40:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor http://bitchinfilmreviews.com/the-mummy-tomb-of-the-dragon-emperor/ http://bitchinfilmreviews.com/the-mummy-tomb-of-the-dragon-emperor/#comments Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:27:14 +0000 Blake http://bitchinfilmreviews.com/?p=80 This movie blows. I’m embarassed I paid $8.25 to see it. I’m embarassed I invited a good friend, and my brother-in-law. Admittedly, we went for the sole purpose of poking fun, but nevertheless…  I’m embarassed for Brendan Fraiser and Jet Li’s CGI-ed face that morphs into a three headed dragon, and even more embarassed for the yetis representing Jesus taking mortally wounded Fraiser to a pool of magical water where a bath (or baptism-you say tomato, I say toe-mah-toe) saves his life.

The most entertaining part of this movie is that people actually don’t understand why Rachel Weisz didn’t reprise her role for this third installment. Hahahhahahahahahah.

Don’t go see this movie. Go see Mamma Mia, or that movie about girls that share pants.

0 out of 4 stars

Rottentomatoes: 9% – Cream of the Crop: 10%

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