The Joneses

The Joneses comes off as slick and polished as a perfume commercial directed by David Lynch (seriously, have you seen those? Youtube it). At least, in the beginning it does. The Joneses are a family of four, with perfect DNA, and every cool gadget that you could think of it. There’s mom Kate and Steve the dad, played oh so well by Demi Moore and David Duchovny. They have two perfect teens, Jenn and Mick, played by Amber Heard and Ben Hollingsworth.... Read More

X-Piles – I Just Didn’t Believe

It’s hard to review a film you completely didn’t care about in the first place.  I never watched the TV series, and I think I caught about 85% of the first film on TBS.  If truth be told, I only watched this movie because I had a short window of time that needed to be filled and neither Mamma Mia! nor Space Chimps had times that fit my schedule. Director Chis Carter brings us this second feature length installment in the X-Files (and... Read More