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An American Crime

March 21st, 2009 3 Comments

Remember that sinking feeling in the spring of 2005, when it was announced that Michael Bay would be directing Transformers?  The world’s population of cinema buffs took one big collective sigh and gave up on the hopes of a worthy homage to one of the most beloved toys of the eighties.  It’s a perfect example of how [...]

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The Tracey Fragments

September 12th, 2008 No Comments

This movie is pretentious as all get out. The only thing it was able to force me to emote was anger. If that was the intent, well done director Bruce McDonald (Queer as Folk), you made me furious. Seriously, there’s nothing redemptive in this artsy-for-sake-of-being-artsy bullshit.
The Tracey Fragments is filmed all ’stream [...]

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Smart People

September 4th, 2008 4 Comments

Smart People is the story of a self-congratulatory family of elitist, self-proclaimed intelligentsia that lives back east.  The children, who all have serious issues thanks to poor parenting, attend a prestigious school where the father is a withdrawn, washed-up professor–What?  What’s that you say?  You’ve heard this story before and it was done much better?  [...]

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