Taken

After seeing the trailer forTaken months ago, I was pretty sure I knew exactly how the plot would go down.  I decided to skip it.  But then I found out it was rated PG-13, and then I remembered how much I liked Liam Neeson, so I finally saw it when my only other options were a movie about a girl who shops to much, and a movie about girls getting dumped (I don’t like February). While the trailer made this seem like your average torture-porn... Read More

Transporter 3

Ugh. Click here to see Natalya Rudakova… This movie is shit. I get that it’s just an action flick, that I shouldn’t expect very much, but does it have to be so bad, you cringe every time there’s any dialogue? There’s nothing new, or interesting in Olivier Megaton’s Transporter 3. Nothing. While there’s not much of a plot, this is what I did manage to gather between the sloppy, lackluster fight scenes and... Read More