Five movies that make me think twice about renewing my passport as an American

5. Transsiberian (2008) It started out as a humanitarian trip to China, and somehow the couple in Transsiberian ends up inadvertently smuggling stacking dolls made out of heroine into Russia, and it belong to the Russian police who aren’t afraid to torture to get it back. Yeesh. I suppose Woody Harrelson deserved it for choosing to take a nine day train ride instead of flying. Транссиб! 4. A Might Hearty (2007) The guy was just... Read More

No Children Allowed: Six movie strippers that make me want to bring my singles to the theatre

Yeah, this should be a ‘top five’ list, but I couldn’t choose a girl to be benched. So deal with it. 6. Elizabeth Berkley as Nomi Malone – Showgirls I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen Showgirls. But I did watch Saved by the Bell! And if you didn’t picture Jesse Spano naked, well, you may be playing for the other team. I didn’t see the movie, but I’m not dumb enough to make a ‘best movie... Read More