The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
This movie blows. I’m embarassed I paid $8.25 to see it. I’m embarassed I invited a good friend, and my brother-in-law. Admittedly, we went for the sole purpose of poking fun, but nevertheless… I’m embarassed for Brendan Fraiser and Jet Li’s CGI-ed face that morphs into a three headed dragon, and even more embarassed for the yetis representing Jesus taking mortally wounded Fraiser to a pool of magical water where a bath (or baptism-you say tomato, I say toe-mah-toe) saves his life.
The most entertaining part of this movie is that people actually don’t understand why Rachel Weisz didn’t reprise her role for this third installment. Hahahhahahahahahah.
Don’t go see this movie. Go see Mamma Mia, or that movie about girls that share pants.